"Wow, HI! You've reached Pinkie, which is hopefully who you were trying to reach because if it's not who you're trying to reach you've REACHED THE WRONG PONY! And then I just don't know what you're going to do other than maybe try again and this time be very careful about who you're contacting. But if you did want to reach Pinkie, you've reached me! Or at least you will if you leave me a nice little message.
"Bye!"
*beep*
"Bye!"
*beep*
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Date: 2016-01-29 10:12 pm (UTC)And then he needed to try to return that call because...
Because...
What.
"I promise you, I'll be perfectly gentle with your... sturdy delicate magical balls. Because I have no intention of touching them. Ever. And no, before you even ask, you can't watch Hannibal and I, either, good lord. We close our blinds for a reason, you know."
[From here!]
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Date: 2016-01-29 10:17 pm (UTC)