"Wow, HI! You've reached Pinkie, which is hopefully who you were trying to reach because if it's not who you're trying to reach you've REACHED THE WRONG PONY! And then I just don't know what you're going to do other than maybe try again and this time be very careful about who you're contacting. But if you did want to reach Pinkie, you've reached me! Or at least you will if you leave me a nice little message.
"Bye!"
*beep*
"Bye!"
*beep*
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Date: 2015-04-01 11:51 pm (UTC)"I have no doubt that your ass is as hot as... anybody else's, really. Have you seen the magnificent collection of beautiful behinds that populate this island? That said, mine is already spoken for anyway. Relax."
Wasn't it great that Jono was putting this phone that he could actually speak on to such good use?
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Date: 2015-04-02 02:25 am (UTC)