Voicemail

[locointhecoco]

"Wow, HI! You've reached Pinkie, which is hopefully who you were trying to reach because if it's not who you're trying to reach you've REACHED THE WRONG PONY! And then I just don't know what you're going to do other than maybe try again and this time be very careful about who you're contacting. But if you did want to reach Pinkie, you've reached me! Or at least you will if you leave me a nice little message.

"Bye!"

*beep*

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Crazy Phone Day

[glacial_queen]

[from here]

Karla had laughed good and hard before she'd responded, assuming that Ender had just hit the wrong number on speed dial. So, ever helpful, she decided to call him back and let him know he hadn't gotten Ben.

"Hey sexy," she breathed. "I can use my imagination to guess just what kind of supplies you want me to pick up from the store, or you could call me back. Let's get that yurt restocked, shall we?"

And then hung up again, cackling.