OOC: What's that I heard about a bandwagon coming through here?

[locointhecoco]

No newbies this time around (and yet the list is still huge!), but refreshers are nice and I'm bored at work, soooooo. . . .


Pinkie Pie / locointhecoco

• is from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• teaches "Adventures Through History"
• is a pony
• but, none of the other ponies understand her, either
• is still freaked out that no one controls the weather in Fandom
• never leaves home without her party cannon
• which she will weaponize when she needs to
• sneezes confetti
• grew up on a rock farm
• has a pet toothless alligator named "Gummy"
• is subject to cartoon physics
• randomly bursts into song
• thinks in felt
• can reliably predict the future based on her bodily ticks and twitches
• all of the above is canon
• WILL NEVER EVER GO AWAY. I HOPE YOU LIKE HER, FANDOM, BECAUSE I WILL CLING TO HER FOREVER.
• Oh, and I'll keep linking to YouTube clips, too. Because you should all be watching this show (first season is streaming on Netflix!!!)

Sam Puckett / hurtingzeebo

• is from iCarly
• is a senior(!)
• cohosts an extremely popular webshow with her best friend from Seattle and the ever delightful randomspanish (which is currently primarily handwaved due to OOC time constraints and schedule conflicts)
• is presently dating the same ever delightful randomspanish
• is scrappy and vicious
• has an identical twin sister named Melanie who goes to a different private school
• has a parole officer
• and a family full of cons and excons
• likes to hit things. Including people. With OOC permission
• has bitten a gremlin

Vincent / gastronomistic

• is from Eureka
• has a PhD in molecular gastronomy
• runs Cafe Luke's, the restaurant formerly known as Luke's Diner
• can cook anything
• is sadly neglected by his canon
• but awesome, anyway
• loves gossip
• and men
• but mostly at a distance
• is still waiting for his restaurant to inevitably blow up
• needs to get out more

Zinzi December / zoocitizen

• is from Zoo City by Lauren Beukes
• hails from Johannesburg, South Africa
• is a former journalist, who still has business cards that call her "word pimp"
• is a recovering drug addict
• was disowned by her family after killing her brother
• will pretty much always have a sloth on her person (and if she doesn't, something is horribly wrong)
• Sloth is not a pet, he's her world's side effect of having killed her brother (see here for further details)
• Can find lost things (again, see here)
• Is not terribly sociable, mostly because she doesn't trust people easily
• but still really needs to get out more
• is available for plotting re: her ability to find lost things

Claudia Donovan / notmyownage

• is from Warehouse 13
• is very shortly going to be an alumna
• is something of a technical genius
• no really, she's built long distance stun guns
• likes to play accoustic covers of punk songs
• is bisexual, but also kind of a weenie when it comes to flirting or doing anything else about sexual attraction
• yet is still in the midst of her season two love triangle
• spends her time doing inventory and eventually being a junior agent at Warehouse 13, the international repository for historical artifacts with amazing, pseudo-scientific powers
• could still potentially bring a few of those artifacts to Fandom, if anyone needs plot fuel.

Priestly / lovemykilt

• is from Ten Inch Hero
• is an alumnus
• lives in Santa Cruz, where he's the cook at a local sandwich shop
• is a punk
• in a kind of hippie sort of way
• is unofficially training to be an awesome superhero support team member
• or to put it more simply, Alfred
• has mostly girls for friends
• is currently oblivious to his tremendous UST with his best friend Dinah Lance
• and as such is dating his coworker and canon love interest, Tish
• will be Doing Things this summer, I swear

Bella / bellatemple

• is from outside of Washington DC
• and on the east coast
• works evenings
• totally pings from work
• likes crack randomness and absurdity
• and long walks on the beach
• and pina -- no wait
• is on AIM late in the evenings at NotISaidDuck, and available on Gmail most of the time she's not sleeping at bellatemple (at) gmail (dot) com
• is frequently up for brainstorming and/or pitching in on plots